when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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