i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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