used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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