Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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