we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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