Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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