I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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