Sponge bath it is.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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