Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
honey bunches of taint.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Still dying that you shit outside
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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