I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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