honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
two words...techno handjob
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This is my gift to your gina
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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