Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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