she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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