do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Text me some of your sweat
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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