Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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