How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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