Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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