remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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