singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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