Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
this hospital has no fireball
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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