Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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