Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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