I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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