I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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