idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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