I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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