btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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