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i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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