what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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