No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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