my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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