let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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