Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
MIDGETS
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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