"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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