Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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