i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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