yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've blown a few things in my day
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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