you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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