Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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