I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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