You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
