Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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