WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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