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garbage dick
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you win
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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