i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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