There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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