So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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