Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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