this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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