Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
